A true conversation I had recently

What is your password?
RudyTheCutie
Who is that your dog (says the gorgeous bloke) ?
No, a silent screen star who has been gone a long time. I recently caught his movies and thought he is so cute that I have formed a bit of a crush on him.
The bloke smiles, somewhat unsurely.
You see, I'm a single mother, a bit lonely and starving for romance.